LEGAL

Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance is in no way to be considered health insurance, dental insurance, or property/home insurance. The dream dental insurance refers to the dream realm only. Ride shares are only valid in the astral realm. Remediation to be provided by Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance to the purchaser of the comprehensive policy only. The policy holder must provide proof of paranormal insurance purchase or proof that the holder of the card bested the purchaser in a battle of magic or wit. Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance reserves the right to not provide payout for an insurance policy when the purchaser has not provided video proof of paranormal event, or has provided insufficient video proof of a paranormal event. Whether or not proof is sufficient can only be determined by a majority vote between the three wizards at Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance. Remediation of any paranormal event will range between an email confirming that the wizards at Dorftrottel have attempted to remotely communicate with the paranormal event source in order to resolve the issue, Dorftrottel stickers, Dorftrottel t-shirts, or possible financial compensation in an amount that will be exclusively determined by Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance. Any proof of a paranormal event provided to Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance by the policy holder is subject to being posted publicly at www.dorfyou.com as well as Dorftrottel’s social media platforms because it may be cool or funny. Any proof provided to Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance that contains graphic or offensive content will not be posted, is not condoned, and will be reported accordingly.