Dog Fart Early Warning System

Stylish design
Snug fit dogs love
Family members love you more
Fart proud

The Whistle biscuit sits comfortably against your canine companions postier and emanates a pleasant horn sound to warn those around to vacate the vicinity prior to smelling. Contoured to be gentle on most dog butts the Whistle Biscuit includes a soft nylon tail lanyard ensuring hours of comfort and support while protecting your family. No longer will your special moments be ruined by surprising smells. Movie night, Thanksgiving dinner, nor exam studies, will be ruined by distracting smells. Silent and deadly, countless accidents can be avoided by insuring drivers are aware and prepared for the onslaught of noxious vapor with the biscuit whistle. An estimated 3,500 babies are not conceived each year due to mood ruining dog farts ending the copulation prematurely. Seriously, think about the babies.