Dorftrottel Dog Tacos
Your dog will run for the border collie to get some Dog Tacos!
- Individually wrapped single servings
- made from crunchy chewy and wettish dog food
- Does not contain MSG
- 20 day shelf life
- May contain MSG
Is your special friend tired of the same old treats? Your dog is going to go crazy for the crunchy, chewy, soft, meaty, cheesy, wet, slimy, powdery, textured, unmentionable flavor of Taco Treats. Why touch dog treats with your hands? Just rip open the package and throw the Taco treat on the floor for you dog to enjoy. Packed with some nutrients Taco treats can be a complete dietary supplement for your dog if you buy enough of them. If you love your dog, get to the Dorftrottel store and get your dog the the Taco Treat today!
We start with the freshest ingredients
Ingredient Processing
Chopped and ready
Ready for packaging
Yum!
Whistle Biscuit
Dog farts without warning?? Never again!
Dog Fart Early Warning System
- Stylish design
- Snug fit dogs love
- Family members love you more
- Fart proud
The Whistle biscuit sits comfortably against your canine companions postier and emanates a pleasant horn sound to warn those around to vacate the vicinity prior to smelling. Contoured to be gentle on most dog butts the Whistle Biscuit includes a soft nylon tail lanyard ensuring hours of comfort and support while protecting your family. No longer will your special moments be ruined by surprising smells. Movie night, Thanksgiving dinner, nor exam studies, will be ruined by distracting smells. Silent and deadly, countless accidents can be avoided by insuring drivers are aware and prepared for the onslaught of noxious vapor with the biscuit whistle. An estimated 3,500 babies are not conceived each year due to mood ruining dog farts ending the copulation prematurely. Seriously, think about the babies.
