Seriously? Are you serious?? Is this real?
We are as serious as you want us to be. We look forward to seeing both funny and serious policy claims.

Is this a non-profit company?
No, Dorftrottel is not registered as a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization, but we can assure you that we are not profitable.

What are the specific payouts per paranormal incident?
Much like the paranormal, our “payouts” cannot be fully described with your pathetic human “words” and “numbers”. Each “verified” claim will receive the appropriate abatement response from Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance. Keep in mind that only the Dorftrottel wizards can verify a claim, and only the Dorftrottel wizards can determine what will be considered “appropriate”.

Seriously what do I get if I buy a Dorftrottel policy and then suffer a verified paranormal incident?
We offer a variety of possible abatement packages that range from “Wizard Thoughts & Prayers” to Telepathic/email contact that may provide specific support and instructions, to an actual physical package in the mail with items of intrinsic value, that may help you with your unique paranormal situation. Plus, don’t forget that you get a cool plastic card to show off when you buy a policy (with card).

What is the difference between the paranormal and the supernatural?
From Masterclass.com: ‘The paranormal genre includes creatures like zombies, werewolves, aliens, and ghosts, as well as phenomena like telepathy and time travel. “Supernatural” refers to phenomena that are forever outside the realm of scientific explanation, such as god, the afterlife, and the soul.’

Who is Dorftrottel Innovations
Dorftrottel Innovations is the parent company to Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance, as well as Against All Oddities (a new podcast making big waves in the underground wizard scene).