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Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance is in no way to be considered health insurance, dental insurance, or property/home insurance. The dream dental insurance refers to the dream realm only. Ride shares are only valid in the astral realm. Remediation to be provided by Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance to the purchaser of the comprehensive policy card or any individual policy card. The policy holder must provide proof of paranormal insurance purchase or proof that the holder of the card bested the purchaser in a battle of magic or wit. Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance reserves the right not to provide any payout for a purchased policy if the purchaser has not provided any proof or insufficient proof of a paranormal event. Whether or not proof is sufficient will be determined by a vote between the three wizards at Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance. Remediation of any paranormal event will range between an email confirming that the wizards at Dorftrottel have attempted to remotely communicate with your event source to resolve the issue, Dorftrottel stickers, Dorftrottel t-shirts, or possible financial compensation in which the amount is determined by Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance. Any proof of a paranormal event provided to Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance by any purchaser is subject to being posted publicly at DorfYou.com because it may be cool or funny. Any proof provided to Dorftrottel Paranormal Insurance that contains graphic or offensive content will not be posted.